If you like ninjas and you like pirates, tomorrow may be just about the best day ever.

Sept 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day – and this year, the Ninja from AskANinja plans to “attack swashbucklers and scurvy dogs.”

The Ninja will be chatting live about pirates at http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ask-a-ninja-live or http://fans.askaninja.com 3pm PDT/6pm EDT on Friday 9/19.

“Ninjas just pity pirates,” according to the Ninja.  “They are just poorly educated, physically disabled people with substance abuse problems.  They should not be celebrated, they should be put into a twelve step program or killed.”

Of course, if no pirates show up, things could get ugly.

“Ninjas don’t just kill pirates,” said the Ninja.  “We kill everything, really, really well.”