Ashton Kutcher introduced his web startup, Blah Girls, at the TechCrunch50 today. 

As NewTeeVee’s Liz Gannes puts it, “Not only is this one a celebrity-driven startup, but it’s about celebrities. It’s an animated web video show with interactive elements.”

It’s also dead on arrival. 

Everybody seems to be so wowed by the Ashton Kutcher angle that they’ve missed the fact that the only reason anyone would ever talk about this site is the fact that Ashton Kutcher is involved. 

Imagine the Power Puff Girls talking about “ginormous va-jayjays” and you’ve got the Blah Girls. 

Image South Park, without the humor. 

It could be that I’m not the right demographic for this, but I have to agree with an early commenter at the Blah Girls’ site, who says “This is a painful website.”