The Super Boom Box is a $1,895, built-to-order tank of a boom box that plays radio, CDs & MP3s.

Here are the specs:

• Play music from AM, FM, CD, or a USB Flash Drive source.
• Up to 65 hours of unique music can be stored on a 4GB Flash Drive (based on our benchmark tests, 1000 songs fit on a 4GB Flash Drive when the average song is 4 minutes long). ed for poor lighting conditions.
• Audio amplifier power output is rated at 20 watts RMS X 4 channels at 4 ohms (50 watts X 4 maximum).
• The two 6‚Äù X 9‚Äù 3-Way Pro Series speakers use a waterproof material for the external portion of the speakers. They feature a 13mm neodymium tweeter, a 51mm midrange, and a powerful 6‚Äù X 9‚Äù carbon cone woofer for wonderful sound reproduction.
• Speakers are capable of handling 100 watts each.
• Battery operated by a high capacity 12 volt rechargeable gel cell. A new, fully charged battery, operated the SuperBoomBox at almost full volume for over 12 hours.
• The SuperBoomBox is designed to be weather resistant. Marine grade speakers, designed for the demanding boating industry, along with a clear splash cover for the radio, and a weather resistant box keeps your SuperBoomBox blasting tunes even during rain showers.
• Wireless remote control is standard with every unit
• SuperBoomBox is assembled in the U.S.A.
• Formats played from USB Flash Drive:
• MP3 (MPEG1/2 audio layer 33, max. bit rate of 320kbps)
• WMA (Windows Media Player, max. bit rate of 192kbps)
• Flash Drive format is FAT 12/16/32, one partition type

It’s big, it’s stupid, it costs nearly two thousand dollars and it’s made in the U.S.A. You got to love it!