Apple CEO Steve Jobs isn’t worried about the latest iPod-killer wannabe, the Zune. While Microsoft may promote the Zune’s “community building” wireless features, Jobs says that iPods are better for connecting with girls:

“I’ve seen the demonstrations on the Internet about how you can find another person using a Zune and give them a song they can play three times,” said Jobs. “It takes forever.

“By the time you’ve gone through all that, the girl’s got up and left!” adds Jobs. “You’re much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you’re connected with about two feet of headphone cable.”

Jobs doesn’t mention, though, that you may be limited to connecting with girls that aren’t put off by the idea of sharing your earwax…..